OOPS, I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO!

As i seat here,  baby on my chest,  i cast my mind back to the journey to now.  Na me be this? How time flies.  I remember been told i was pregnant,  and how happy i was,  albeit scared. I remember looking forward to rocking a fierce maternity style game.  I especially remember the excitement at the thought of eating anything i wanted without being judged. Oh,  i had dreams and plans of how i was going to be pregnant and still look chic.  Boy was i wrong! 

MAGA NO NEED PAY. OR DOES S/HE ?

When I was a lot younger, I used to dream of having a fantastic job when I grow up, reason being that I loved ( and still love) nice things. I wanted to be able to buy fancy shoes and designer bags, strutting my stuff to lunch with friends or lounging at the beach with the family in some exotic place.  However, as I grew up, I realised that life is not bread and butter, and not everyone would be able to afford the kind of life I envisioned. 

THIEF, STOP!!!

I have given this issue several thoughts over and over again and I thought to put it into writing. I have seen and heard people say things like '' She is a husband snatcher'', '' He is a wife snatcher'' and the response I always give when I have the chance is to say '' He / She didn't snatch anybody'' . I mean people are not items that can be snatched or taken at gun point.